ANGELINA JOLIE IS MUCH BETTER THAN THAT OLD HAG, MOTHER TERESA. BY “BETTER,” I MEAN “HOTTER” OF COURSE.

What, like there’s some OTHER kind of “better?”  Just going by lippage, Angie has the old nun beat beyond belief.  Don’t believe me?  Look me in the eyes and tell me you’ve ever, even once, fantasized about Mother Teresa┬« giving you a BJ.  By the way, if you actually have fantasized about getting oral sex from Mother Teresa┬«, please stop reading this and leap out the nearest window (assuming you’re at least five stories about the street), you sick bastard.  The woman had “Mother” in her NAME, for Chrissakes!
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