I won’t say yet again that dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s ALWAYS Swarovsky) crystals only results in a crystal-covered turd. Actually, I’ve never said that exact thing before, but I’ve kind of implied it. Anyway, the sentiment stands.
Wake me when someone actually buys one of these things so I can stalk them and kill them when no one’s looking. Even if I got caught, I can’t imagine any jury convicting me. Certainly not a jury composed of people who work for a fucking living, anyway.
With each passing day, that whole French Revolution thing looks better and better.