A QUICK WORD WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION

So, you say you don’t believe in evolution.  OK, here’s the deal: you’re a fucking moron.  Evolution is about the best proven theory in the history of science.  Eh, who needs FACTS though when you’ve got a perfectly good book in which snakes talk, people can fit two of every species on Earth onto an ark and sail around aimlessly and a broke-ass carpenter is the Son O’ God.

You don’t believe in evolution?  No problem.  In that case, you won’t be needing that new flu vaccine this year, freeing up the supply for the rest of us who use that grey matter between our ears.  I’ll explain that for you, Superstitious Dipshit.  See, they wouldn’t have to create new vaccines if the flu virus didn’t EVOLVE and become immune to the old ones. 

If you don’t believe in evolution, don’t you fucking DARE get the new updated vaccine or you’re the biggest fucking hypocrite walking upright.  Just suffer with the non-evolved flu you MUST believe in.  Sneeze your ass off and feel like shit for two weeks; taking that new vaccine would be just WRONG, you religiously hypnotized loser.

2 thoughts on “A QUICK WORD WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION

  1. Captain Al

    Maybe God creates a new flu virus every year. Ever think of that smart guy? Why are you atheists so mean? 🙂

  2. Uncle Bob Post author

    Let’s assume that your premise makes sense for a moment, Captain Al. My question then would be, “Why does God hate poor people?”

    See, Al, rich countries are able to develop and distribute vaccines for the new strains of flu which you say God creates every year. Poor countries, however, can’t afford to do that so their citizens contract the flu at a much higher rate. Some people with weak or compromised immune systems even die.

    So, Cap, since you know why God does the things He allegedly does, perhaps you can explain to me what God has against the poor.

    As for atheists allegedly being “mean,” um, were atheists behind the Crusades, or any of the hundreds of other wars between adherents of different faiths? Is atheism the reason the Jews and Arabs hate each other? What “meanness” have atheists brought into the world that even begins to compare to those atrocities?

    I think the question you REALLY wanted to ask was, “Why do atheists keep bringing up questions I can’t answer rationally?”

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