See, Al, rich countries are able to develop and distribute vaccines for the new strains of flu which you say God creates every year. Poor countries, however, can’t afford to do that so their citizens contract the flu at a much higher rate. Some people with weak or compromised immune systems even die.

So, Cap, since you know why God does the things He allegedly does, perhaps you can explain to me what God has against the poor.

As for atheists allegedly being “mean,” um, were atheists behind the Crusades, or any of the hundreds of other wars between adherents of different faiths? Is atheism the reason the Jews and Arabs hate each other? What “meanness” have atheists brought into the world that even begins to compare to those atrocities?

I think the question you REALLY wanted to ask was, “Why do atheists keep bringing up questions I can’t answer rationally?”