DO YOU OWN A BUS? I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE YOU SHOULD RUN OVER, IMMEDIATELY

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Yes, this story ran a while back, but I just found a link to it again.  Seriously, just about everyone quoted in this piece needs to be run over by a bus.  Now.  If you own a bus, would you please be so kind as to drive to Greenwich Village and run all these people over.

If you are indicted and tried for the “crime” of killing these self-absorbed losers, just show the jury a copy of this story and you WILL be acquitted.  

By the way, the last few paragraphs of Page One, about “Jacqie Venable” illustrate PERFECTLY what I was saying about the pathetic philosophy of The Secret, the book currently being hustled by Oprah “Vessel Of All Which Is Sacred In The Universe” Winfrey.