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Hollywood Really, Truly Out Of Ideas: Thomas Kinkade Painting To Become Holiday Movie – Defamer

If this “movie” really gets made, I have some ads from magazines where I drew mustaches on all the girls in them that I’m willing to option for only one million bucks.  Then, Mr. Producer, all you have to do is hire some hack from Writers Guild West and have him whip up a script.  It’s GOTTA do at least as much business its first weekend as Grindhouse did.  AND it won’t run THREE FRIGGIN’ HOURS, which means more screenings per day (more money for you)!