Shiny Shiny: Crystal USB stick pendant

Hey, remember when, in a previous posting, I said that sticking Swarovsky (it’s always Swarovsky) crystals on your lame-ass gadget was The Laziest P.R. Stunt Of All Time?  That hasn’t changed; it’s still The Laziest P.R. Stunt Of All Time.  Here’s the most recent iteration of The Laziest P.R. Stunt Of All Time (I’m going to keep calling it that until the people who pull it get the message).