GAY BOMB: THIS BOMB IS F-A-A-A-A-BULOUS!

Yes, it’s official now.  The Pentagon tried to make a bomb that would turn enemy soldiers gay.  I’ll repeat that for you slowly: THE U.S. MILITARY TRIED TO PRODUCE A GAY BOMB!

OK, I know the Bush administration is having trouble keeping people these days, but have they had to resort to making Bob Mackie Secretary of Defense?  Is pink the new olive drab?  And is there any truth to the rumor that fox holes will now be called glory holes?  (Yes, I know what you’re thinking.  This IS starting to sound a little like that “comedy” show on Fox News Channel, The Half-hour News Hour.”  When the set-up is “Pentagon tried to develop a gay bomb,” what else could the jokes sound like?)

OK, one more:

Gucci tanks, here we come!

cbs5.com – Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A ‘Gay Bomb’