South Carolina state senator Robert Ford wants to lock up people who use “lewd” language.  Under this addled-brained asshole’s proposed law, using profanity could get you 5 years in jail and up to $5000 in fines. According to the story linked below: “Which words are exactly considered profane is still unclear, but the bill does [...]

They’ll play football in their nighties, but they absolutely refuse to do it in a nudist resort. Yeah, sure. We might be freaks parading around in underwear but at least we’re not nudists, goddammit!   Hey, you’ve got to draw the line somewhere! Story Link Tweet This Post

School District likes to ban books in N Dakota. In this case, it’s the bestseller, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil – which they haven’t READ, of course. We suspect that these school board members are probably only semi-literate anyway.

So, a guy owns a fishing shop in Florida.  On the side of his building, he has an artist paint a mural of fish.  The city says the mural is a sign advertising his business and that, since he didn’t get a permit for it, he’s in violation of the law.  The guy says it’s [...]

I know people say that suicide is the “coward’s way out, but come on, people, put yourself in this poor bastard’s place.  Imagine being forced to live on only nine or ten billion dollars.  You call that living??  What could he do but jump in front of a train? http://gawker.com/5124449/ruined-after-betting-on-volkswagen-stock-german-billionaire-commits-suicide Tweet This Post