GOD BLESS YOU, iPHONE
- 06.30.07
- News
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I’m sure you noticed that the air smells sweeter today, that colors are brighter and that people everywhere are walking with a new spring in their step. On top of that, of course, is the announcement President Bush made this morning that the war in Iraq is over and that he has realized the enormity [...]
“PROM QUEEN” PART TWO
- 06.30.07
- Pop Culture
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Courtesy of Michael Eisner, the man who ruined Walt Disney’s legacy, Prom Queen, the 90-second online series you didn’t want to watch is now the 130-minute movie you don’t want to own, . It’s the intersection of New Media Boulevard, Old Media Street and Shitty Content Alley.
Variety.com – Amazon gets ‘Prom Queen’. The media buzz [...]
I REALLY HATE TO BURST YOUR LAST BUBBLE, BUT…REALITY TV AIN’T REAL
- 06.29.07
- Pop Culture
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The three people left in the world who still think that the “reality” in “reality TV” means “real” or “unmade-up,” I present to you the following:
This Season On ‘Sunset Tan’: Giants, Dwarves, And Amputees – Defamer
The words “reality” and “television” don’t really belong together. Hell, these days even television news is phony, a bunch of [...]
Ann Coulter Defenders: THAT HITLER GUY HAD A LOT OF GOOD POINTS TO MAKE IF YOU JUST STRIP AWAY THE JEW-HATING PARTS
- 06.29.07
- News, Media, NBC, Politics
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I’ve never really paid any attention to NBC’s David Gregory; you probably haven’t either. Maybe that’s why Douchebag (my new name for him) felt the need to defend Ann Coulter’s third grade-level personal attacks.
Murdoch Consumes WSJ – YOU CAN’T FIRE US, WE QUIT!
- 06.29.07
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So, the Spawn of Satan, Rupert Murdoch, is apparently about to take over the Wall Street Journal. Rupert Murdoch owns, among many other tabloids, the New York Post, a paper so revolting that birds routinely refuse to allow their owners to put it in their cages as a liner.
Journalists at Dow Jones, which currently owns [...]

