Archive for September, 2007

OLD MAN GREENSPAN SUFFERS FROM SUDDEN (AND LUCRATIVE) ATTACK OF HONESTY

So, Alan Greenspan, the former chairman of the Federal Reserve, has “written” a book in which he says that he believes the war in Iraq was really all about oil.  In another shocking revelation, he also says that water is wet. Kidding aside, I’m getting really REALLY tired of these fucking Republicans leveling with the [...]

FUCK AYN RAND! (IT WAS IN MY RATIONAL SELF-INTEREST TO SAY THAT)

I don’t want to belabor what a bunch of shit Ayn Rand’s “philosophy” is/was.  I’ll just say that it’s an elaborate justification for being a selfish asshole–pretty much the perfect “philosophy” for the douchebags who infest the current administration, along with its cheerleaders in the mainstream media. Oh, OK, I’ll go a little further with [...]

WHERE DO I GET MY MEDS?

I must be suffering from it as I’ve been convinced for several years now that the President of the United States has been replaced by a deranged madman.


COMMERCIALS; IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

MTV is in the shitter.  No one, even the kids who wear hockey helmets and sit way in the back of the school bus, think it’s cool anymore.  The VMA’s sucked the Big Gadinga.  What to do, what to do? MORE COMMERCIALS, obviously.  Why, it’s so simple!  Jam some more commercials into the content that [...]

MY DAD WAS RIGHT: IT DOESN’T PAY TO WORK FOR A LIVING IN AMERICA

So this little prick James Frey wrote a book that was supposed to be non-fiction about his life.  Uh, not so much.  Funny story, it turns out that basically he made up a LOT of bullshit and the little that had any basis in fact was wildly exaggerated.  In so doing, he pissed off The [...]