Dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s always Swarovsky!) crystals only results in a crystal-encrusted turd.Hello Kitty Laptop with Swarovsky crystals. Tweet This Post

I won’t say yet again that dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s ALWAYS Swarovsky) crystals only results in a crystal-covered turd. Actually, I’ve never said that exact thing before, but I’ve kind of implied it.  Anyway, the sentiment stands. Wake me when someone actually buys one of these things so I can stalk them and [...]

MediaPost Publications – CW Follows NBC, Gives Cash Back To Advertisers – 12/17/2007 Tweet This Post

Fuck your “bliss.”  That’s right, wage slave, take whatever job the Huge Corporation offers you with whatever salary they’re paying and shut the fuck up about it!  USA!  USA!  USA! Do What You Love and Starve – Kiplinger.com Tweet This Post

I used to think that Criss Angel was merely a magician, but this proves otherwise.  I mean, would The Oprah really be fooled by a mere magic trick?  I do NOT think so!  Clearly, Mr. Angel has powers far beyond those of mortal men, accounting for The Oprah’s amazement.  Far be it for me to [...]