Monthly Archives: December 2007

“SWAROVSKY” IS POLISH FOR “SHIT RICH PEOPLE BUY”

I won’t say yet again that dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s ALWAYS Swarovsky) crystals only results in a crystal-covered turd. Actually, I’ve never said that exact thing before, but I’ve kind of implied it.  Anyway, the sentiment stands.

Wake me when someone actually buys one of these things so I can stalk them and kill them when no one’s looking.  Even if I got caught, I can’t imagine any jury convicting me.  Certainly not a jury composed of people who work for a fucking living, anyway.

With each passing day, that whole French Revolution thing looks better and better.

iPod nano 3gen
NEC Hello Kitty laptop LaVie G decorated with Swarovski Crystals – Fareastgizmos.com

OK, THIS PROVES THAT CRISS ANGEL REALLY IS MAGIC!

I used to think that Criss Angel was merely a magician, but this proves otherwise.  I mean, would The Oprah really be fooled by a mere magic trick?  I do NOT think so!  Clearly, Mr. Angel has powers far beyond those of mortal men, accounting for The Oprah’s amazement.  Far be it for me to mention that she actually thinks that her long-time “fiance” is heterosexual.  No, for that would suggest that The Oprah is less than prescient.

Divination: Criss Angel Mindfreaks Oprah Like She’s Never Been Mindfreaked Before