My wife, while overhauling this website, pointed out to me that the last four things I posted were about those stupid Swarovsky crystals.
I hadn’t realized that; I don’t see the list of postings when I add one. Anyway, I agree that I have more than made my “point” (assuming I ever had one, that is) about crystal-encrusted crap.
OK, it’s time to move on. No more crystals for me. I have thoughts on a lot of other subjects; I guess I’ve just been too disgusted with things to articulate them in print. I’m going to open the floodgates now…and may God have mercy on all our souls.
Do I even need to explain anymore that covering some mediocre piece of hardware with Swarovsky (it’s always Swarovsky) crystals does not immediately transform it into something good?
Oh, why do I even try? They’re just going to keep making this shit, no matter what I (or anyone else) says. I should just put a bullet into my skull and hope that I get buried in a Swarovsky crystal-covered casket. Hey, maybe I can find Swarovsky crystal-encrusted bullets! Very ironic way to go, wouldn’t you say?
Crystal-Encrusted Toaster – Neiman Marcus
NBC/Universal has announced that it’s going to insure that “Access Hollywood“‘s website has an “NBC News standard of journalism.” I’d rather see NBC News have a National Enquirer standard of journalism. Seriously.
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