Archive for June, 2008

I AM SINGLEHANDEDLY PROTECTING AMERICA FROM TERRORISM

I am singlehandedly protecting America from the scourge of terrorism. Go ahead and cower in fear, I’ve got your back, Mr. and Mrs. USA.


THIS IS SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA THAT I WISH I THOUGHT OF IT. OH WAIT, I DID.

Wow, trading your life in, what a great idea. Gee, I wish I thought of that. Oh, yeah, I did. Twice, actually.


WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU HEARD TIM RUSSERT DIED?

Tim Russert and the ultimate sacrifice
Where were you when you heard that Tim Russert died? That will be the defining question in years to come. Is there a man or woman alive in America today who doesn’t have the answer to that question indelibly burned into their brain?
I for one will never forget [...]