If you can’t have jelly wrestling – formerly called Jell-O Wrestling – at the McMurdo Base in Antarctica, then I can’t think of one good reason to be there. Organizer fired after Antarctic Jelly Wrestling Event.
OK, seriously, does even the most devoted “breast man” find this attractive?
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Um, everyone? When you resort to booking a plumber who isn’t a plumber who wants lower taxes although he doesn’t pay his taxes as your “guest speaker,” it’s pretty much over for your party.
I understand at their next meeting, they’re going to have Bob the Builder speak to them about infrastructure.
Joe The Plumber, Republican Strategist.
See also Joe “My Name Isn’t Really Joe and I’m Not Really A Plumber” Wurzelbacher as the Republican’s chief economic adviser.
Remember some months back when a lady claimed that her daughter’s talking doll said, “Islam is the light”? Well, now she’s hearing the same message in a Nintendo DS game. Ok, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that this woman is fucking nuts.
As you read the story linked to below, notice the complete lack of skepticism. It’s reported as if she is simply factually correct, with not a word to suggest that she HEARS SHIT THAT ISN’T THERE.
Occam’s Razor, people, Occam’s Razor.
Media uncritically repeats possibly schizophrenic claims
South Carolina state senator Robert Ford wants to lock up people who use “lewd” language. Under this addled-brained asshole’s proposed law, using profanity could get you 5 years in jail and up to $5000 in fines.
According to the story linked below:
“Which words are exactly considered profane is
still unclear, but the bill does have a list of qualifications for
profanity including words or actions that are lewd, vulgar or indecent
in nature.”
Well, thanks for clearing that up, Senator Douchebag.
I’ve got five bucks to bet that this assclown will eventually get caught involved in either a gay relationship or be found to have a substantial kiddie porn collection (no, I’m not equating being gay with being a perv; it’s that moralizing losers like this tend to lump them together and have enormous issues about their own “sinful” proclivities).
Oddly, the article doesn’t mention this guy’s political affiliation, but come on, you know he’s a Republican. That’s the GOP for you, always working on the big issues in America–like cussing.
