The Cranky Media Guy

NBC/Universal has announced that it’s going to insure that “Access Hollywood“’s website has an “NBC News standard of journalism.”  I’d rather see NBC News have a National Enquirer standard of journalism.  Seriously.

In Race for Gossip, TV Shows Turn to Blogs

Dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s always Swarovsky!) crystals only results in a crystal-encrusted turd.Hello Kitty Laptop with Swarovsky crystals.

I won’t say yet again that dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s ALWAYS Swarovsky) crystals only results in a crystal-covered turd. Actually, I’ve never said that exact thing before, but I’ve kind of implied it.  Anyway, the sentiment stands.

Wake me when someone actually buys one of these things so I can stalk them and kill them when no one’s looking.  Even if I got caught, I can’t imagine any jury convicting me.  Certainly not a jury composed of people who work for a fucking living, anyway.

With each passing day, that whole French Revolution thing looks better and better.

iPod nano 3gen
NEC Hello Kitty laptop LaVie G decorated with Swarovski Crystals - Fareastgizmos.com

MediaPost Publications - CW Follows NBC, Gives Cash Back To Advertisers - 12/17/2007

Fuck your “bliss.”  That’s right, wage slave, take whatever job the
Huge Corporation offers you with whatever salary they’re paying and
shut the fuck up about it!  USA!  USA!  USA!

Do What You Love and Starve - Kiplinger.com