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		<title>ANYONE IN FLORIDA HAVE BALLS? THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Uncle Bob Pagani</dc:creator>
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</script>The Florida state legislature is considering creating a special Jesus license plate for its state&#8217;s drivers.&#160; &#8216;Cause, you know how oppressed Christians are in America.&#160; I mean, if they weren&#8217;t, wouldn&#8217;t you see churches all over the place and wouldn&#8217;t churches have tax exemptions?&#160; Uh, wait&#8230; Anyway, this idea for the Dead Carpenter license plate [...]<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Florida state legislature is considering creating a special Jesus license plate for its state&#8217;s drivers.&nbsp; &#8216;Cause, you know how oppressed Christians are in America.&nbsp; I mean, if they weren&#8217;t, wouldn&#8217;t you see churches all over the place and wouldn&#8217;t churches have tax exemptions?&nbsp; Uh, wait&#8230;</p>
<p>Anyway, this idea for the Dead Carpenter license plate is completely unconstitutional, but hey, why should THAT stop the Penis State from going through with it?</p>
<p>Since this stupidity probably will sail through the Florida legislature (what politician wants to be <i>against</i> the Son O&#8217; God, after all, especially in the South?), here&#8217;s my offer:</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s see who has balls in Florida.&nbsp; Apply for one of the special Jeezus plates with the license &#8220;NO GOD.&#8221;&nbsp; If you get it, I&#8217;ll pay the state specialty license plate fee.&nbsp; From what I see on the Florida DMV web site, the fees vary depending on the specific plate, but they tend to run in the $25 range.&nbsp; OK, it&#8217;s not much of an incentive, perhaps, but hey, it won&#8217;t cost you anything extra to speak your mind in a way GUARANTEED to get attention.</p>
<p>If you apply for &#8220;NO GOD&#8221; and they won&#8217;t give it to you, I suspect the ACLU will have something to say about it.&nbsp; Either way, you&#8217;ll be a news story, at least short-term.&nbsp; OK, so who&#8217;s going to step up to the plate (nyuk nyuk) in Florida?</p>
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