APPARENTLY, THIS POINT CANNOT BE MADE OFTEN ENOUGH

Dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s always Swarovsky!) crystals only results in a crystal-encrusted turd.Hello Kitty Laptop with Swarovsky crystals.

“SWAROVSKY” IS POLISH FOR “SHIT RICH PEOPLE BUY”

I won’t say yet again that dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s ALWAYS Swarovsky) crystals only results in a crystal-covered turd. Actually, I’ve never said that exact thing before, but I’ve kind of implied it.  Anyway, the sentiment stands. Wake me when someone actually buys one of these things so I can stalk them and [...]