The Cranky Media Guy» Hoaxes http://www.crankymediaguy.com News, Commentary and humor from a Blue Collar, Working Class perspective on media and the world Mon, 24 May 2010 17:26:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 APPARENTLY, THIS POINT CANNOT BE MADE OFTEN ENOUGH http://www.crankymediaguy.com/194/apparently-this-point-cannot-be-made-often-enough/ http://www.crankymediaguy.com/194/apparently-this-point-cannot-be-made-often-enough/#comments Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:05:41 +0000 Uncle Bob Pagani http://www.crankymediaguy.com/blog/2007/12/apparently-this-point-cannot-be-made-often-enough/ Dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s always Swarovsky!) crystals only results in a crystal-encrusted turd.Hello Kitty Laptop with Swarovsky crystals.

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]]> http://www.crankymediaguy.com/194/apparently-this-point-cannot-be-made-often-enough/feed/ 0 “SWAROVSKY” IS POLISH FOR “SHIT RICH PEOPLE BUY” http://www.crankymediaguy.com/193/swarovsky-is-polish-for-shit-rich-people-buy/ http://www.crankymediaguy.com/193/swarovsky-is-polish-for-shit-rich-people-buy/#comments Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:04:21 +0000 Uncle Bob Pagani http://www.crankymediaguy.com/blog/2007/12/swarovsky-is-polish-for-shit-rich-people-buy/ I won’t say yet again that dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s ALWAYS Swarovsky) crystals only results in a crystal-covered turd. Actually, I’ve never said that exact thing before, but I’ve kind of implied it.  Anyway, the sentiment stands.

Wake me when someone actually buys one of these things so I can stalk them and kill them when no one’s looking.  Even if I got caught, I can’t imagine any jury convicting me.  Certainly not a jury composed of people who work for a fucking living, anyway.

With each passing day, that whole French Revolution thing looks better and better.

iPod nano 3gen
NEC Hello Kitty laptop LaVie G decorated with Swarovski Crystals – Fareastgizmos.com

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