I’m sure you read or saw on the TV news the other day the story about the suicide bombers in Iraq who had Down Syndrome.  OK, I’m calling bullshit on this one. They were suicide bombers, right?  That means they blew themselves up.  Into teensy tiny bits.  So, how the hell does anyone know they [...]

What do we really know about these three aldermen?  What kind of name is “Poolas?”  Sounds a little terrorist-y to me.  What do they want to put in the gumball machines, huh?  Anthrax jawbreakers?  As if regular candy that breaks your jaw isn’t scary enough.  I say let’s look into these three guys.  You just [...]

Remember when sci-fi stuff was cool?  Remember when we naively thought that the future would be all about making life better for humanity? Welcome to Reality®, Dude.  Apparently what the high-tech stuff of the near future really is, is “pain weapons” designed to break up riots.  I guess we’re not supposed to think about this, [...]

So, Alan Greenspan, the former chairman of the Federal Reserve, has “written” a book in which he says that he believes the war in Iraq was really all about oil.  In another shocking revelation, he also says that water is wet. Kidding aside, I’m getting really REALLY tired of these fucking Republicans leveling with the [...]

I don’t want to belabor what a bunch of shit Ayn Rand’s “philosophy” is/was.  I’ll just say that it’s an elaborate justification for being a selfish asshole–pretty much the perfect “philosophy” for the douchebags who infest the current administration, along with its cheerleaders in the mainstream media. Oh, OK, I’ll go a little further with [...]