Tim Russert and the ultimate sacrifice Where were you when you heard that Tim Russert died? That will be the defining question in years to come. Is there a man or woman alive in America today who doesn’t have the answer to that question indelibly burned into their brain? I for one will never forget [...]

This is the kind of story that I might consider a hoax because it is so ridiculous. If only… Well, I’ve always said that the modern incarnation of fascism wouldn’t come with a shouting dictator but with a smiley face and a corporate logo – and here we are: Terror toys: Scan-It X-Ray Machine the [...]

Do I even need to explain anymore that covering some mediocre piece of hardware with Swarovsky (it’s always Swarovsky) crystals does not immediately transform it into something good? Oh, why do I even try?  They’re just going to keep making this shit, no matter what I (or anyone else) says.  I should just put a [...]

Dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s always Swarovsky!) crystals only results in a crystal-encrusted turd.Hello Kitty Laptop with Swarovsky crystals. Tweet This Post

I won’t say yet again that dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s ALWAYS Swarovsky) crystals only results in a crystal-covered turd. Actually, I’ve never said that exact thing before, but I’ve kind of implied it.  Anyway, the sentiment stands. Wake me when someone actually buys one of these things so I can stalk them and [...]