PROOF THAT EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT JESUS WAS ALL ABOUT

Evangelical Christians love torture! link I rest my case.

ANYONE IN FLORIDA HAVE BALLS? THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER!

The Florida state legislature is considering creating a special Jesus license plate for its state’s drivers.  ‘Cause, you know how oppressed Christians are in America.  I mean, if they weren’t, wouldn’t you see churches all over the place and wouldn’t churches have tax exemptions?  Uh, wait… Anyway, this idea for the Dead Carpenter license plate [...]

A QUICK WORD WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION

So, you say you don’t believe in evolution. OK, here’s the deal: you’re a fucking moron. Evolution is about the best proven theory in the history of science. Eh, who needs FACTS though when you’ve got a perfectly good book in which snakes talk, people can fit two of every species on Earth onto an ark and sail around aimlessly and a broke-ass carpenter is the Son O’ God.


SHE HEARS THINGS!

Remember some months back when a lady claimed that her daughter’s talking doll said, “Islam is the light”?  Well, now she’s hearing the same message in a Nintendo DS game.  Ok, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that this woman is fucking nuts. As you read the story linked to below, [...]

HEY, WHY SHOULD YOU ACTUALLY HAVE READ A BOOK BEFORE YOU VOTE TO BAN IT?

School District likes to ban books in N Dakota. In this case, it’s the bestseller, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil – which they haven’t READ, of course. We suspect that these school board members are probably only semi-literate anyway.