The Florida state legislature is considering creating a special Jesus license plate for its state’s drivers.  ‘Cause, you know how oppressed Christians are in America.  I mean, if they weren’t, wouldn’t you see churches all over the place and wouldn’t churches have tax exemptions?  Uh, wait…
Anyway, this idea for the Dead Carpenter license plate is [...]

No, that headline is not hyperbole.  I really could end the war in Iraq, if only I had a million bucks or so to spend on the effort.  Since I don’t have that kind of dough lying around, I’ll give you all the concept here in the hopes that some rich guy will pick up [...]

BAMN!
This “hip” new restaurant in Greenwich Village looks a whole lot like the old Horn & Hardart Automats that were all over Manhattan when I was a kid.  Back then, they were populated by old people who would sit around all day over a cup of coffee and perhaps a piece of pie.  Now, judging [...]

California Traffic Safety Institute – CTSI
After stumbling across this list of approved California theme traffic schools, I got an idea: Bondage and Discipline Traffic School.  Can’t you just see the leather-bound mistress/instructor screaming, “What is the speed limit for a school zone, maggot?”