This is the kind of story that I might consider a hoax because it is so ridiculous. If only… Well, I’ve always said that the modern incarnation of fascism wouldn’t come with a shouting dictator but with a smiley face and a corporate logo – and here we are: Terror toys: Scan-It X-Ray Machine the [...]

Do I even need to explain anymore that covering some mediocre piece of hardware with Swarovsky (it’s always Swarovsky) crystals does not immediately transform it into something good? Oh, why do I even try?  They’re just going to keep making this shit, no matter what I (or anyone else) says.  I should just put a [...]

Dipping a turd in Swarovsky (it’s always Swarovsky!) crystals only results in a crystal-encrusted turd.Hello Kitty Laptop with Swarovsky crystals.

What, like there’s some OTHER kind of “better?”  Just going by lippage, Angie has the old nun beat beyond belief.  Don’t believe me?  Look me in the eyes and tell me you’ve ever, even once, fantasized about Mother Teresa® giving you a BJ.  By the way, if you actually have fantasized about getting oral sex [...]

…it’s a sad day when a pretty blond with big tits can’t hold onto a job at a major network. This is NOT the America I know! Amanda Congdon and ABC Part Ways